Wow, I think I can literally smell smoke coming from my brain- time to take a break from NaNoing. I was trying to decide on a title for this entry that wouldn't invite comment spam, but I decided to just go with it.
I was standing in my kitchen brewing yet another pot of coffee and sniffing the grounds (the Candelilla is awesome, as evidenced by the fact that it's mostly gone), and two things occurred to me. The first is that I am useless as a coffee critic- I can tell if I like something, but as far as if it's "fruity", "exotic", or anything else, I dunno. Coffee is either delicious or not in my house.
The second thing I realized is that foods and beverages have a deeply sensual- often downright sexual- effect on people. I remember several years ago on a school trip to New England, a small group of us came across something called a "chocolate whoopie pie". Most, if not all of us bought one, and the vanride back to the cabin sounded like a porno movie. One of the guys professed to be having sex with said dessert, and requested a private moment for an orgasm.
The sensuality I find in an excellent cup of coffee is something I've known about for a while- hell, that was half of the reason it was so hard to give up while I was pregnant- the caffeine's just a nice bonus. I've never really thought about how that pertains to other people, nor am I entirely sure why I'm thinking about it now. (Probably because of the MFGD [insert further strings of expletives here] holiday coming up that I just don't want to deal with, but if I went on that rant here, it would defeat the point of not doing just that. Bonus points to anyone who thinks that makes sense.) For some strange reason possibly owing to phases of the moon, planetary alignment, crossed wires in the brain, etc, etc, it just seems nice to know.
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