- The Idiot in Chief Strikes Again! - "Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country." [Sep, 7 2004]
- A Birth - Quite intriguing [Sep, 7 2004]
- Damn I missed the market to sell piss.. - Who knew there was a market? [Sep, 13 2004]
- Help me get an iPod - Here.. Sign up and get yourself a free iPod too... [Sep, 13 2004]
- Parking ticket robbery... - There is no mention of the legal campus parking ticket industry.... [Sep, 15 2004]
- Dog celebrates hockey win, drives - My cats would've been smart enough not to get caught.... [Sep, 16 2004]
- Showtunes vs. Bible thumpers - Only one way to describe this... Fuckin awesome! [Sep, 20 2004]
- Terrorist customers - Yet another reason to provide excellent customer service... [Sep, 21 2004]