- Scientists figure out how to erase memory - and we all sign up to play roles in Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind [Apr, 7 2009]
- Idiotic Entitlement Syndrome - I want to sue these people for wasting my tax dollars. Wait let me make sure I get this right, you own a house that is below sea level, next to a navigation channel that has known potential issues, in Hurricane Alley, you choose not to purchase government subsidized flood insurance, and you get $80,000 from the government because well I'm not sure why we gave you $80,000 but we did, and you WANT MORE MONEY? I'm sorry but FUCK YOU and your lawyer. [Apr, 21 2009]
- Wait, GM hasn't filed bankruptcy yet? - The more and more I read about GM the more and more I want every manager to have to reapply for and be rehired on their new job. Whoever thought of this: "In fact, G.M. became so big and successful in China that the company’s management stripped the subsidiary of its independence in early 2005 and put vehicle design, parts purchasing and other functions under more supervision from Detroit." needs to be given a Hummer with four gallons of gas, and dropped off in the middle of Death Valley. [Apr, 21 2009]