Pissy $798 hour

Okay. I’m in one of those pissy ass moods.

What did this? Before I came into work I was happy and talking with Jenni at Starbucks. I talked a little too much and arrived at work 6 minutes late, which is 3 minutes past the end of the 3 minute grace period.

Given that being late knocked 25 cents per hour for the month off my performance bonus which at 40 hours per week is a cut of $40.00 or so.

So those three minutes end up being valued at $798 per hour. ($40 lost/3 minutes=$13.33 lost per minute. $13.30 lost per minute x 60 minutes=$798 lost per hour.)

So now you know why I’m pissed I lost my performance bonus. I know there is no way my company can honestly say that our work is valued at $798 per hour. I know at our most profitable operating peak we’re pulling in $49.20 to $75 per hour. But usually we’re rarely at our most profitable.

So now you see why I’m a little pissy ass. But it is all good. I just got 100% on one of my two monthly surveys. Maybe I could convince them I’m worth $798 per hour. Then I’d always be on time.