Cats Provide the Best Entertainment

So, I was grabbing my bedtime snack, extra large curd cottage cheese (Don’t judge, its good shit), when I got buzzed by a moth. George immediately picked up on this, and went meowing after it and attempting to catch it.

Now the moth, being a moth, was attracted to the brightest light in the apartment, which was hanging from the ceiling, completely out of the reach of George. Now, I being a good cat servant, went about turning off all the lights, except one which I put near a chair, so that the moth would become accessible.

I’m not quite sure what happened, but somehow George got the idea that the moth had hid under the mat upon which his food bowl sits. Not one to be deterred by a simple mat, he took to exploring under the mat. I by this time had gotten my extra large curd cottage cheese, and instead of staring at the computer screen, decided to watch the cat, for a good five minutes as he went spelunking under the mat for the moth.

While George was doing this, George’s brother, Shaun, awoke from whatever uninterruptible slumber he was in, and walked up to his brother and decided that George was not clean enough, and he needed a bath behind the ear. (How Shaun decided this at that very moment I don’t know, as I generally tend to think George is not clean enough; He’s the only cat whose ass I’ve needed to wipe.)

Through all this hubbub I managed to lose the location of the moth, so I don’t know where it is…